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Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that? 
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.




castielangelofthetrenchcoats:

i swear, sometimes i just want to quit this website because of how ignorant some people are




octillerize:

real big fan of the tumblr message system, absolutely love shooting carefully composed messages into the void without any evidence of receipt on the other end







verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL




xpw:

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 




medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE







are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

IT GOT BETTER




elanchana:

asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

THIS IS MESSING WITH MY BRAIN







larrycumstain:

*listens to arctic monkeys for the first time*

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*5 minutes later*

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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.





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